If the cat says no...it must be so!

The sun is shining in the sky...

Absolutely nothing to do with gambling...but who couldn't use a little Mr. Blue Sky after days of rain and clouds!  Bring on the sun!  Find your courage for today!

Dear Abby on April 1st...

DEAR ABBY: For years I have heard about players winning thousands of dollars on casino slot machines. But every time I try to win one, I run out of cash before hitting it. How can I win a jackpot before I go broke? Hurry your answer because my money is running out.--UNLUCKY IN JERSEY

DEAR UNLUCKY: Slot machines are not called "one-armed bandits" for nothing. While I can't advise you on how to win a jackpot, I can tell you how not to go broke. Try this: Don't gamble!

Peggy might need GA too

You and Tequila

"It's always your favorite sins that do you in..."  Just replace Tequila with Gambling and the song is spot on!